I'm 12 years old, and what is Smeat?

Disambiguation

Smeat is a fictitious product used as a prop when a certain potted meat product is needed, but you can't (or don't want to) use the name brand. It comes from The Earl Hayes Press (you may know them from such props as "The Recurring Prop Newspaper" and just about every other fake product ever). Smeat has also been a Skylab experiment, a webcomic subject, a YTMND based on the webcomic, a song, a band, a Sun Columnist/airport hero, and even a street in England. I care not for these things, just the potted meat. And the street.

What you came here for:

Below are the sightings I know of. If you know of others, or have better screencaps of existing sightings, send e-lectronic correspondence to rcm at the dot-net of Smeat. I will be your friend. Except for Millennium, it's been readers like you who have alerted me to these sightings.

Join us!

You can be a fan of "like" Smeat on Facebook, if you're into that kind of thing. And don't forget to buy lots of shirts!